when people say nice things about you
I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
Shimmery sunday <3 I used to hate sparkly clothes, but I think I’ve realized that I just hate sequins. Like any normal kid who survived the late 90’s/early 2000’s..
Cardigan from bin at Føtex (convenience store)
Dress/top from Gina Tricot
ancient leg warmers that I think I wore once 8 years ago
Shoes from H&M